A Riviera Maya Caribbean Beach Camping Trip or Which Way is Bacalar?

In the very dim early morning light I hear a largelocals must feel strangely about this invasion of
truck pull up just down the beach from us. I look outforeigners...but the invaders aren't interested in
the tent window and see men with guns getting outanything much more than a hundred meters off the
of the back. Either these are bandidos, the Zapatistasbeach...so tourism generated jobs aren't that bad a
invading Quintana Roo or the Mexican Army.trade off.
Fortunately for us, it's the latter.But the day may soon come, and it has in certain
We get out of the tent and they stop by for a chat.areas like Cancun, where there is little or no public
The sergeant speaks great Spanish but it's clear thebeach access. Such is life. And we in the States
three privates are Indian and speak with accents.worry about the Mexicans invading us!
They are all tall, strong, imposing and in full battleWith this land grab there is a search for the unspoiled
gear, much as one would expect from soldiers onand the turistas talk about this place or that place
beach patrol.and how one is more remote than the other.
"Where are you going?" asks the sergeant.Everything is relative and it is only a matter of time
"Chetumal," I answer.before all the remoteness will be gone. At least along
"That's where I'm from," he replies, "there are somethe Mexican Caribbean beaches.
pretty places to visit there. You ought to seeWhen we get back, we start the fire and let the
Bacalar."coals burn down. I take a walk down the beach. The
"What are you doing here?"hotel workers rake the sand in front so there is no
"Patrolling the beach though there isn't much totrash or seaweed to spoil the dazzling white coral
patrol," he answers.sand.
"Not much to do in the Mexican Army".Of course this accelerates beach erosion.
"Not since the Zapatistas and that guy Marcos. OurMany hotels even put wooden planks from the
unit was one of the first in and that was a fight allwater back up to the hotel so the tourists don't
right. But now everything has pretty much calmedhave to get their feet sandy. Go figure...tourists are a
down there...everybody is behaving themselves sostrange lot.
we get to patrol these beaches." They say good-byeOn the opposite side of the bay there is new
and get back in their truck and leave.construction. It is a land grab of incredible proportions
The morning is spectacular and we walk out toas the sound of bulldozers can be heard as the jungle
Solomon's Point on the bay and take more pictures.is being cleared out.
Fortunately all my batteries are charged and weBack at camp she has already cooked the fish and
should be able to take all we want. Camping doesoffering some to two soldiers patrolling the beach.
present its challenges.The soldiers are in some kind of training and camping
The sea creatures are interesting and we find someout off the beach.
that look like ancient trilobites; perhaps distantThey are supposed to find their own food; one way
cousins. The Mexicans have it right; we are all cousinsor another and the camping tourists seem to be a
whether directly related or not. We get back togood way to get fed, ha! We give them tortillas,
camp and get sleepy; those tourists sure like sleepingpotatoes, onions as well as fish; living off the land or
a lot.rather beach as one might say.
Hours later some snorkelers wake us up, the sun isWe eat the fish on palm frond plates and it is
high and it is getting hot inside the tent. The betterdelicious. We eat our fill and watch as tour groups
half is already outside talking to them and they justdrive past in those four wheeler motorcycles, their
went spear fishing; they got a large barracuda andfat rear ends dangling and bouncing off the back.
maybe a dozen smaller fish. They give us three smallWe clean up and I sit down and ponder the universe,
fish for lunch...just like in those beer commercials with the white
"Great," I tell her, "and just how do you propose wesand. But there are no bikini babes in my commercial,
cook them?"though there are some fat German women down
She laughs and says we need to drive into Tulum tothe beach baring their sunburned breasts.
get some ice and supplies. I look in the cooler and allThe wife asks why not go and shoot pictures of
we have is a beer; guess it's beer and nuts forthem and I decline. I don't have time for such
breakfast.nonsense when pondering the state of the universe...
We later drive into Tulum and once again cannotI come to the amazing realization that the white
believe how it has grown. There are two parts ofsand, sea and warm breezes make one sleepy so I
town; the Mexican side and the Tourist side.retire for my second nap of the day. What can I
We go into a supermarket in the tourist side andsay? Sometimes it's better not to fight nature, no?
hear German, French, Italian and of course English.And yet somehow as great as it is I'm not sure I
Not much Spanish.would pay $500 a day to come and sleep near the
There are all the amenities for the tourist and thebeach...even if the German ladies weren't so fat.